Finders Keepers...

Look at what some nice minion left me this morning...

I ended up eating a few more than I meant to...

Royal Opinion

It's the centenary of International Women's day on the 8th of March and to mark it a project has been created to knit 100 million stitches (to represent the missing women in our society) . To achieve this they want everyone to knit a 6 inch square. As a bear of importance such as me I feel it's important to give back to society and represent the path of right.

So armed with a mother in-law who can knit, needles and ball of wool I knitted.

It took about 5 hours to manage the 6 inches square. It's not perfect despite my prowess as a King it appears knitting is a challenge to me - I'm blaming my lack of opposable thumbs.

Wii Ruler

Greeting loyal minions,

It has been a while since I last graced you with one's Royal musings but one has found oneself too busy with important matters of state to find the time. I am now enjoying a Royal holiday on my own personal island.

Maggie (a local minion) suggested I try my paw at using the 'Wii'. First I had to create a account.

Apparently Polar Bears don't usually play so I had to make do with options available (I will be getting someone to write a letter of complaint to the makers of this 'wii' over this ridiculous oversight). Still I look rather dashing even when slumming it as a minion.

Next it was time to play. Maggie suggested Mario Cart.

She claimed she was has talent at this game and would show me how to play but I won every race right from the start.

Clearly she is deluded over her talent at the game, when I pointed this out she seemed rather upset but one patiently explained that after all one is King. So naturally superior to her in every way.

My favourite circuits were the snowy ones (particularly the one with penguins) - here is me mastering DK's Snowboarding track

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So ultimately I ruled and Maggie drooled (Kateri says it was more crying than drooling but if so I think it was tears of joy at witnessing such greatness).

Don't worry minions once she stopped crying I let her have one of the Royal chocolate coins to show her what a wonderful and benevolent King I really am.

Your benevolent and mighty ruler,

King Dumbledore

Calendar Credits

December

Of course being the King means I get to give a Christmas Message... I'll need ot think carefully about what I want to tell you all about my wonderful year...

November

October

September

“Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine"

At least according to St. Thomas Aquinas.
I am saddened when I must leave my adoring minions.
However I will take St Thomas's advice and
have a good soak,

some sleep


and a box of chocolate (I'm King and I don't do wine).

August