January

Of course I also don't need to diet because I am as handsome as I can be already.

The best non-chocolate present ever!

Clair made me a special calendar because none of those available were good enough! I feel I should share this work of art with you all. This image is of the front cover - Lottie and Lexie (two of my favorite minions) drew me crowns (because as previously mentioned I rule) and chocolate. You can see me here with Bill Tong.

I'm King of the Castle...

and you're the dirty wee rascal!

Do Polar Bears like honey?

Triumphant

I consented to allow my minions to play me at one of their simple games. Being the ever generous monarch I am I allowed them a few pieces of "pie" before I rallied home in my triumphant march to the the centre using my giant intellect. I demolished all before me displaying my immense knowledge on subjects as diverse as the Spice Girls, religion and boxing.

Crown Jewels

My many minions have been commissioned to produce works of art to celebrate me, King Dumbledore. I have inspected this first offering showing a plethora of crowns representing my majesty and dominance over many kingdoms. I approve thoughrally, especially the preponderance of jewels bedecking each crown. Yes, that is appropriate.

Your majestic overlord,

King Dumbledore