January

Of course I also don't need to diet because I am as handsome as I can be already.

The best non-chocolate present ever!

Clair made me a special calendar because none of those available were good enough! I feel I should share this work of art with you all. This image is of the front cover - Lottie and Lexie (two of my favorite minions) drew me crowns (because as previously mentioned I rule) and chocolate. You can see me here with Bill Tong.

I'm King of the Castle...

and you're the dirty wee rascal!

Do Polar Bears like honey?

Triumphant

I consented to allow my minions to play me at one of their simple games. Being the ever generous monarch I am I allowed them a few pieces of "pie" before I rallied home in my triumphant march to the the centre using my giant intellect. I demolished all before me displaying my immense knowledge on subjects as diverse as the Spice Girls, religion and boxing.

Crown Jewels

My many minions have been commissioned to produce works of art to celebrate me, King Dumbledore. I have inspected this first offering showing a plethora of crowns representing my majesty and dominance over many kingdoms. I approve thoughrally, especially the preponderance of jewels bedecking each crown. Yes, that is appropriate.

Your majestic overlord,

King Dumbledore

The Royal Mint

As the world faces financial ruin I, as Supreme Ruler, I have ordered the production of my very own coins to save the world economy.

The process is not very fast (possibly due to my only employing two small tigers) but I demand high standards and supervise every step of the production.Finally my waiting is rewarded with the presentation of the first two official coins of my realm.

Mmm... I will have a fishy in a little dishy...

Over the last year it has become apparent that I love all things fishy. First things first I must choose from the menu what I fancy.

Do I want a fish supper?

Or a prawn sandwich?

What about a seal steak?

A starfish sundae?

Hitching a Ride

As many of you know I feel little need to walk, that is what the masses must do. I am above such mundane transport instead I am driven or ride to all venues.

I have three servants who are willing to ferry me to any location I desire.

Should they fail me I will ride my royal steed swiftly across the landing to the nearest chocolate source.

Christmas Games

I had lots of fun on Christmas Day (not to mention plenty of yummy food).

My Beharie minions got a pile of lego so I helped them construct their kits (they'd never have managed without my help). Kateri said I should do something more useful like help make dinner but my minions needed me - besides I shouldn't have to make my own food.

Then after all the excitement I ran a quiz for Mohan and Mohinder. I am a excellent quiz master (even better

than Stephen Fry) because I know so much. Of course that can be a problem since being a genius makes it very hard not make others feel foolish and little but I try very hard to make them feel equal. Well as equal as you can be to a supreme being such as myself.